Most of the readers thought that the scenes written in Second Run (see last issue) were imaginary misadventures. I tell you, they really happened. In fact, everyone is making fun of the mishaps of the author, yours truly.

Because you can't get enough of CS Horrorscope, which is now emulated nearby, and Second Run, Parser now loads its third installment - Third Load.

The CS Department is planning to offer a general education Computer Science course. I was asked to compose a catchy line to plug the said subject just like that of Physics' May the FORCE be with you. So, I present the following suggestions:

• And only CS can make a TREE.
• RECURSION. Bet you won't repeat a subject again!
• Acquire the world. DIVIDE AND CONQUER.
• SORTING techniques made easy. Sort of.
• Earn more in CS NETWORKING.
• Be HEAP. Be Cool.
• Express with REGULAR EXPRESSIONS.
• THREADS are not sewn here.
• No to E-vat. Yes to SYNTAX!
• Let's talk about RELATIONS. ONE-TO-ONE.
• You will create CLASSES in the class.
• POLYMORPHISM. Discover the superpower within you.