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var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "Analyzing life the CS way."
quotes[2] = "Feel the heat of our journalism."
quotes[3] = "We deliver the news, whether near or parse."
quotes[4] = "Parse ko 'to."
quotes[5] = "More than just tokenizers."
quotes[6] = "Parser. Parse you!"
quotes[7] = "Parser. We parse."
quotes[8] = "We don't just write programs. We write."
quotes[9] = "Sabay tayo, Kapatilya! Kanguso, anumang kulay."
quotes[10] = "Parser - Ang inyong perwisyong totoo. Kahit kailan. Kahit saan. Malalasahan."
quotes[11] = "Ito ang game ko!"
quotes[0] = "Di lang pangproprogram, pang-isports pa!"
var quote = quotes[rand1]
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